My dad committed a concert faux paux. My mom and dad went and saw the Doobie Brothers at Wolf Trap and my dad purchased a Doobie Brothers shirt and proceeded to wear it at the concert. He said it was OK because it was a jersey and not a regular t-shirt. However you justify it, it's still wrong.
I'm beginning to wonder if I was adopted.
I darkened my hair today. We decided it was too orange, so now I have brown highlights. I guess that means I've gone from AZN to Asian.