I have way too much fun with Sarah online.
cocodragonx: your mom's retarded!
FollowdByMadness: your mom poops retarded!
cocodragonx: how do you poop retarded?
FollowdByMadness: i don't know.
cocodragonx: with that little silver handlebar next to the toilet?
FollowdByMadness: oh, it's the last minute of talk like a pirate day
cocodragonx: ARGH MATEY!
cocodragonx: i say we carry it on until tomorrow anyway
cocodragonx: screw the constraints, man
FollowdByMadness: i tried and I ended up in jail for a week.
cocodragonx: that's probably because the cops caught you pooping in public
FollowdByMadness: well, if I had those silver bars, it wouldn't have been a problem!
cocodragonx: ohhh you're the best
So, as this Talk Like a Pirate Day conludes, I just want to say that if you're reading this, you shiver me timbers.