(Asking about the song currently playing overhead in the store)
Jes: Are they saying "Cowtipping" in this song?
Me: Haha, yeah.
Jes: That's horrendous, I'm falling asleep and all I hear is "cowtipping...cowtipping."
Me: Oh yeah, well why don't we just tip you over and see if you get back up.
Jes: BURN AND A HALF!
Now, I didn't mean it maliciously, but I saw an opportunity to get her and I took it. Even Jes complimented me on the fact that I said something to which she had no retort.
This is how she retaliated:
"Hey Ladies!" (Why do I look like a tool? Wait, don't answer that)
Now it's my turn. . .