I finally did it. I deleted my myspace account. I have been debating it for a few months and after some careful thought mixed with some rash decision making, I canceled my account.
However, it will take up to 48 hours to actually have it deleted. There is something unsatisfying about that. I wanted to see it disappear right away. I wanted to blow it up, set fire to it, break it with a baseball bat. I needed some instant, destructive gratification. I guess I will have to settle for fading away slowly, which seems to be the story of my life anyway.