me: when i was a kid, i used to pretend i was a giant eating trees
AM: that's cool
me: haha, sure.
AM: do you still do that?
me: ... no comment.
me: but i bet you will think about it the next time you eat broccoli
AM: i will. i will think about what kind of tiny birds live in the broccolis
me: see, now you're making me feel guilty about it
AM: why are you killing little tiny birds? that's so mean
me: I didn't know!!!
AM: oh well. poor little birds
AM: it's ok
AM: i ate a cow today
I'm not sure why this made me laugh so much.