Went to Modell's today to buy an Orioles' shirt to wear to the games. I wanted to get a grey one because it's too hot to wear black and the orange was just too bright. I normally opt to get one sans name on back, because you never know how long a player is going to stick around. However, they only had Nick Markakis shirts. I went with it because I figure he's been signed to a long term deal, so he should be here for a while.
So I came home and tried it on and it smelled like mall. A special mixture of teens, despair and just a tiny bit of Auntie Anne's pretzels.