I know that I'm not the only person that finds the Dairy Queen "Lips" to be strange, if not slightly terrifying. I mean look at this:
It's a woman's mouth with a man's voice! Who OK'd this? I know that we've become a more progressive society, but this is just really creepy. As far as I can tell, the only person who can (or has) successfully put lipstick on a man in mainstream society is Eddie Izzard. In fact, it would be a brilliant move on DQ's part to make Eddie their spokesman, if that were possible.